Countdown to 30

18 days left of my 20's.

Today brings a sleepy morning after the first Big East Bearcats Victory of the 08-09 Season.

cups of coffee = 2
string cheese = 2

Picking up dry cleaning at lunch, then back for a busy afternoon.

Tonight?!?!?!? Bowling.

Team = 3 Fingers
Members = Cravens Sisters, Collier Brothers & Bra

The final days of a 20-something.....

For Leah

I will try harder ;)

Roasted Red Pepper Dip

better 2nd time around

Beer Goggles & Drunk Dialing/Messaging

Just as bad in online dating as in real people dating.

Note to self (and any other single person frustrated with the dating scene)

Never under any circumstances e-mail/call/text/(courier pigeon) someone with whom you have split from. There's a reason why you split.

There are few things better....

than waking up on a Tuesday morning on a rainy day. Hoping in the shower & washing the softball dirt off from the night before.

I took a long shower this morning. I brushed my teeth, removed my leftover mascara & then......

above my bathroom mirror sat a bat. shut in the bathroom with me for about 20 minutes now.

Happy Tuesday!

(I think I'm refusing to go home) I may live in my now $7000 Taurus.

How NOT to impress

in on-line dating there are a few things I think one ought not do....

2 of those things would be 1) post pictures of your plethera of adopted cats and dogs (no single person needs more than 2 pets max)

2) post a picture of yourself wearing a Jagermeister t-shirt

"No, Thanks"

Copying Dre..... again

The rules are simple: one word answers to 40 questions.

Where is your cell phone? desk
Your significant other? who?
Your hair? curly
Your mother? betty
Your father? steve
Your favorite time of day? dinner
Your dream last night? none
Your favourite drink? booze
Your dream goal? happiness
The room you’re in? office
Your ex? flakey
Your fear? bats
Where do you want to be in six years? seattle
What are you not? decisive
Your favourite meal? sushi
One of your wish list items? ipod
The last thing you did? im'd
Where you grew up? midwest
What are you wearing? clothes
Your TV is? off
Your pets? dead
Your computer? charging
Your life? busy
Your mood? exhausted
Missing someone? ex
Your car? garage
Something you’re not wearing? perfume
Favorite store? grocery
Your summer? hot
Your favourite colour? orange
When is the last time you laughed? yesterday
When is the last time you cried? may
Your health? fine
Your children? none
Your future? exciting
Your beliefs? hopeful
Young or old? young
Your image? artsy
Your appearance? tired
Would you live your life over again knowing what you know? abso-fucking-lutely

Salt Lick, KY

I was assuming it was one town over from Big Bone Lick, KY..... apparently wikipedia tells me this fair city had a population of 342 in 2000 and encompasses a whole .8 square miles 50 miles East of Lexington.

has anyone ever seen Deliverance?

this is why I am saying "No, thanks" to the 24 year old man from Salt Lick that just "winked" at me.

but.... in his defense.... if there are only 342 TOTAL people to choose from - online dating is understandable - I guess. I would just move.

Online Dating

I'm all signed up and registered as of Saturday.

I don't necessarily understand the concept of going out on a date if you don't want to be in a relationship - so I decided to take the leap into the pool of serious daters that are online. Flakes need not apply.

Date 1 = Thursday

I have decided to use my online blog to update all my friends on this process.... so if I suddenly disappear without notice - this may serve as a tool to record my last where-abouts & figure out which sunsets & candle light loving man was just posing as a hopeless romantic in oder to chop me up in tiny bits and dump my bits into the ohio river.

As I said, Round one....... Thursday.

Wish me luck.